LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE COALITION
Almost everyone who reads this is already a member of the Leave Me The Fuck Alone Coalition. From birth 99.99% of the population of the Earth are already members, just by living your life and leaving me the fuck alone you are a member. No dues to pay, no forms to fill out, no meetings to attend. Just live your life as you always have and let me live mine. There is only a small list of motherfuckers who are not members and fuck them. Everyone else is in. Don’t line up, don’t ask for a newsletter, don’t expect any meetings, just leave me the fuck alone and I will do the same for you. Live your life, I will live mine, and we can all leave each other the fuck alone. Thanks for your membership and have a great life.